Does he now have 2 kitbags at home that are staying shut?
iamtheCarlos
If he was more concerned about the golf than doing the two dick jerkoff to appease dear leader, maybe things would have been different.
Expert_Cub4637
He’ll be fine. I heard dancing reduces depression and anxiety and we already know he can
ErrorProfessional143
When you get to the end of the school term and your grades are shit and you think, “maybe I should have taken this more seriously and done some work.”
That thought quickly evaporates because you lack both hindsight and foresight.
eyehatecheese

Troker61

Fools_Requiem
next time, they need to pick a player that uses the same type of balls as Spaun.
BrysonVsRope
The results speak for themselves
Character-Key7538
Brown nosing little twirp.
First Hockey, then Golf. God above, please let them get knocked out as early as possible in the WC…
f-it_bowling
Not his fault but he never should have been the captain. Not only does he have a limited RC resume, he notoriously has never had a good relationship with the rest of the players on tour.
AeonUK
He was on the 2012 team that lost from 10-6 up at Medinah. I would have thought losing that lead at home was worse than this.
He has that Ryder Cup curse.
-TheDangerZone
He deserves to lose sleep every night thinking about how he sent Morikawa/English out for a second match.
His many, many mistakes started with being filmed saying this so the Europeans would inevitably pin it up on their team room wall for motivation (which they did, in large lettering). It’s almost like he isn’t very bright.
NoCarts

He sucked at his job so maybe he shouldn’t get over it
InfectedAztec
Well thankfully he didn’t hear any bad behavior from the crowd while he was there so he won’t have a guilty conscience of condoning that behavior…..
sandy_bagger
Can we get someone that isn’t just a bro and has an IQ high enough and/or willingness to use some game strategy and analytics? It’s actually not that hard.
FuckingColdInCanada
I guess the spray-tan won’t come off his lips and face?
wayno1806
That’s because you’re not a Captain or a Leader. The European handed you a route and your team didn’t perform. You didn’t have the inspiration to inspire your players to take it to the next level. Your game is mediocre at best and your leadership abilities were less than Par.
rojira1
Just take comfort in the fact that 99% of the 8.23 billion inhabitants of this planet probably don’t know what you are talking about or could give two shits about it.
FruitMustache
Then maybe he should have made them play some practice rounds at Bethpage before the tournament. Y’know, so they get to know the course, like the Europeans did?
jaywhs
It’s okay – just do another Trump dance to make you happy.
BestShaunaEU
Keegan is lucky the fans were the main talking point so he got away with being an even worse captain than ZJ.
bartolocologne40
He has a lot of feelings
Birdman330
If this is the toughest time in his life he has lived a very privileged and fortunate life. Embarrassing from this guy once again.
crc_73
It’s hard to get that Cheetos taste out of your mouth…
jacobsever
If losing an exhibition golf tournament as a non-playing captain is one of the toughest times of his life…what a fucking pampered, entitled, easy life he’s had. THIS is the biggest hardship?! Losing at sports?
Meanwhile millions of Americans can’t afford healthcare, childcare, or groceries. Millions of others have to deal with targeted attacks from ICE and police officers. Many households have to live paycheck to paycheck unsure of what will come next.
But yeah, let me feel sorry for this douche with an ugly stance & swing because his team lost a fun tournament.
Ok_Obligation2559
First world problems
Kavack
Hey Keegan, lets start by having good sportsmanship displayed like we teach out kids. Lets start by standing up to the ridiculous crowds and the awful hate being displayed in front of kids. Lets also start with standing up for decorum of the game and uphold the entire sport and its “gentlemen’s game” image you were handed over the last 100 years. From there we can all have a honest discussion about how we win and why we win. There is no honor for this team or the country based on what went down.
kennyinlosangeles
He fucked up everything for this tournament. He blatantly ignored player data, he played with fire on the whole playing captain thing, and completely fumbled course setup. If I were him, I’d be pretty upset at myself too.
Metaworldrhys
So this guy seems like a really unlikable guy. Hard to feel sorry for him.
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Fans behavior was worse than the loss…
Does he now have 2 kitbags at home that are staying shut?
If he was more concerned about the golf than doing the two dick jerkoff to appease dear leader, maybe things would have been different.
He’ll be fine. I heard dancing reduces depression and anxiety and we already know he can
When you get to the end of the school term and your grades are shit and you think, “maybe I should have taken this more seriously and done some work.”
That thought quickly evaporates because you lack both hindsight and foresight.


next time, they need to pick a player that uses the same type of balls as Spaun.
The results speak for themselves
Brown nosing little twirp.
First Hockey, then Golf. God above, please let them get knocked out as early as possible in the WC…
Not his fault but he never should have been the captain. Not only does he have a limited RC resume, he notoriously has never had a good relationship with the rest of the players on tour.
He was on the 2012 team that lost from 10-6 up at Medinah. I would have thought losing that lead at home was worse than this.
He has that Ryder Cup curse.
He deserves to lose sleep every night thinking about how he sent Morikawa/English out for a second match.
https://preview.redd.it/dbysl3zh3hwf1.png?width=966&format=png&auto=webp&s=c696769aced1563a8a208032a673389909392059
His many, many mistakes started with being filmed saying this so the Europeans would inevitably pin it up on their team room wall for motivation (which they did, in large lettering). It’s almost like he isn’t very bright.

He sucked at his job so maybe he shouldn’t get over it
Well thankfully he didn’t hear any bad behavior from the crowd while he was there so he won’t have a guilty conscience of condoning that behavior…..
Can we get someone that isn’t just a bro and has an IQ high enough and/or willingness to use some game strategy and analytics? It’s actually not that hard.
I guess the spray-tan won’t come off his lips and face?
That’s because you’re not a Captain or a Leader. The European handed you a route and your team didn’t perform. You didn’t have the inspiration to inspire your players to take it to the next level. Your game is mediocre at best and your leadership abilities were less than Par.
Just take comfort in the fact that 99% of the 8.23 billion inhabitants of this planet probably don’t know what you are talking about or could give two shits about it.
Then maybe he should have made them play some practice rounds at Bethpage before the tournament. Y’know, so they get to know the course, like the Europeans did?
It’s okay – just do another Trump dance to make you happy.
Keegan is lucky the fans were the main talking point so he got away with being an even worse captain than ZJ.
He has a lot of feelings
If this is the toughest time in his life he has lived a very privileged and fortunate life. Embarrassing from this guy once again.
It’s hard to get that Cheetos taste out of your mouth…
If losing an exhibition golf tournament as a non-playing captain is one of the toughest times of his life…what a fucking pampered, entitled, easy life he’s had. THIS is the biggest hardship?! Losing at sports?
Meanwhile millions of Americans can’t afford healthcare, childcare, or groceries. Millions of others have to deal with targeted attacks from ICE and police officers. Many households have to live paycheck to paycheck unsure of what will come next.
But yeah, let me feel sorry for this douche with an ugly stance & swing because his team lost a fun tournament.
First world problems
Hey Keegan, lets start by having good sportsmanship displayed like we teach out kids. Lets start by standing up to the ridiculous crowds and the awful hate being displayed in front of kids. Lets also start with standing up for decorum of the game and uphold the entire sport and its “gentlemen’s game” image you were handed over the last 100 years. From there we can all have a honest discussion about how we win and why we win. There is no honor for this team or the country based on what went down.
He fucked up everything for this tournament. He blatantly ignored player data, he played with fire on the whole playing captain thing, and completely fumbled course setup. If I were him, I’d be pretty upset at myself too.
So this guy seems like a really unlikable guy. Hard to feel sorry for him.